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Children by the Millions Sing for Scooter Libby

scooterkids.jpgThe Smoking Gun has 30 pages of Scooter Libby mash notes from various Washington bigwigs, from Henry Kissinger to Peter Pace. It's also something of a rogues gallery of shamed former Bushies who've seen better days (Rummy! Feith! Wolfowitz!). Perhaps oddly, there's no message of support from Dick Cheney. We figured he'd be a shitty boss, but he won't even write a recommendation?


While we wait for the hate mail to roll in, everyone enjoy the work of Mary Matalin and her lovable scamp husband James Carville. They urge leniency in Scooter's sentencing because, like Gamera, Scooter Libby is a friend to all children.

Scooter Libby Love Letters [TSG]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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