Clues for Discovering Closet Fascists: Do they complain that the Senate is bad without Trent Lott and John Breaux? Do they say "it must be no fun with you guys gone"? Do they say "I would like to be a Senator if I could hang out with you guys"? Do they call Trent Lott and John Breaux "great veteran political heroes and legends of the Senate"?? Maybe if Trent had never resigned, Chris Matthews wouldn't have had all these problems.