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Chuck Grassley Taking 'Pixturs' With '3 SixPak Voleybal'

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We have no idea what's going on here, but it sounds pretty exciting. Also, we hope these young women knew what they were getting into when they became the Chuck Grassley Dance Team.


This really doesn't help. "Grass$ey"? "The ATL"? Was Chuck in a rap video?

We were going to post after the jump an old Grassley video his people put on YouTube that featured him, among other humorous things, jogging, but it appears to have been taken down. (WHAT'S GRASSLEY HIDING?) Instead, you can watch these! Preferably all at the same time.

We think he may be holding some town meetings. Not sure. [Twitter]

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On Monday, Gloria Vanderbilt -- socialite, jeans lady, and mom of Anderson Cooper -- passed away at the age of 95. In more normal times, this would merely result in a few obituaries and tributes about her life, and the requisite few RIP tweets.

Unfortunately, we do not live in normal times. These days, no celebrity can die without it becoming the purview of the crazypants QAnon cult, followers of which believe that no one ever dies under normal circumstances, especially not 95-year-old ladies.

Vanderbilt and her family were already something of an obsession with these people due to several "Q proofs" accusing her of doing magic spells, wearing magic illuminati owl necklaces, and [checks notes] doing something involving "red shoes," which the QAnon people think people only wear if they love sacrificing children to Satan.

Yes, this is a thing. No, I do not know if they are also mad at Elvis Costello.

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