The new Newsweek features an excerpt from New York Senior Senator Chuck Schumer's book, Pay Attention to Meeeeee. In it, he offers a surefire method for Democrats to win the presidency in 2008, based on hard-earned lessons learned by running as a Democrat in a state that will probably not go Republican again in our lifetimes. Well, we think he offers such a method. We stopped paying attention after this paragraph:

Biking through New York's boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them.

We'd say the stress is getting to Schumer, but the guy's only real responsibility is to make Hillary look connected with reality by comparison.

We Can Win the White House [Newsweek]