It was the email from someone who claimed to be a resident of "Jesusland, USA," that made us think we should clarify our post about Jenna Bush. We understand that the "sign" she is "throwing" can mean "Hook 'em Horns," a statement of fidelity to Jenna's alma mater, the University of Texas. We're just saying that she also worships Satan. You can do both.

Also: We apologize if anyone was offended by the implication that Satanists drink baby Jew blood. We now understand it's just baby blood in general.

Coronation Continues: Jenna of Darkness [Wonkette]