YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
THAT HEADLINE IS A LIE.
Anyway, it is time to count down your top ten stories. You will notice that in this post there is a video of Wonkette Toddler at the lake doing lake things, and also a picture of Rebecca's Very Good Dogs watching their favorite movie, which is Wonkette Toddler eating a sandwich (above). Please enjoy these things.
OK, top ten!
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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As promised, kid pic and video from LAKE TIME:
OK that's all.
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If Corey Stewart's story isn't true, may his Confederate ancestors strike him down.
Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.
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