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November 23, 2009 01:45 PM

Leftist vaginaphobia exposed at last! [Hit & Run]

52% of Republicans believe ACORN was the 19th hijacker. [The Plank]

Haven't you always wondered what Mother Earth would look like if she rocked some Saturn ring-bling? Enter the YouTubes and MS Paint: she would look fabulous. [Andrew Sullivan]

The liberal media: not actually communist, or just flirting? [Gateway Pundit]

There's really only two things that arouse Matthew Yglesias: heavy petting and the Central Bank. [Matt Yglesias]

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Adorable Gorilla Koko Signs Off

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so ~~still young~~ well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump Holds Another Perfectly Sane TV Cabinet Meeting

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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