Leftist vaginaphobia exposed at last! [Hit & Run]

52% of Republicans believe ACORN was the 19th hijacker. [The Plank]

Haven't you always wondered what Mother Earth would look like if she rocked some Saturn ring-bling? Enter the YouTubes and MS Paint: she would look fabulous. [Andrew Sullivan]

The liberal media: not actually communist, or just flirting? [Gateway Pundit]

There's really only two things that arouse Matthew Yglesias: heavy petting and the Central Bank. [Matt Yglesias]