Climate Change Mimes Raise Unholy Ruckus In Longworth

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Did you know that you can help reduce carbon emissions simply by standing with your hand on a ketchup dispenser for two minutes? It's true! New video footage proves it! Witness the stunning impact a squadron of brave mimes had yesterday on the denizens of the Longworth Cafeteria, who spent upwards of several seconds wondering why some dude was just STANDING by their table before returning to their very important conversation about baseball or whatever. Somewhere in heaven, Al Gore is smiling. [YouTube]

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