Clinton Campaign Provides Handy Way to Bug the Hell Out of Your Friends
Boyfriend piss you off? Sign him up for Hillary Clinton's new text-messaging service! We're not sure what possible purpose it serves, but who among us doesn't love getting text messages from people who work for people we don't actually know?
"By harnessing the power of text messaging, we can engage voters in the political process using the latest technology and provide personalized, local campaign updates to our supporters nationwide," Clinton said. "This is an exciting step forward that I hope will continue our conversation with voters in a new format."
We can imagine what sort of conversation it'll be.
From: Hill
Vote 4 me pls
To: Hill
Who is this
From: Hill
Hillary lol
To: Hill
Did i meet u @ nicks party
From: Hill
Send me money pls ;)
To: Hill
Stop txting me
From: Hill
Sorry about iraq :'(