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'Clinton Campaign Releases New Hispanic Campaign Theme Song'

You know why that headline is in quotes? Because it's the same headline that the Clinton campaign's official press release uses. If the PR people had just changed "Hispanic" to "Mexican," we could've offered them all jobs at Wonkette after the campaign officially dies. Anyway, what the hell is going on here?:



The Clinton campaign announced today a new Latino campaign theme song entitled "Hillary, Hillary Clinton" written and performed by Walter Suhr and the Mango Punch, and introduced by famed Tejano musician Johnny Canales who dedicates the song to "Nuestra Amiga" ("Our Friend") Hillary Clinton.... The Hispanic campaign theme song will be used at rallies, gatherings, parties, and other campaign events all around Texas, where there is a deep-rooted connection with music, lyrics and political campaigns.


You can listen to the mp3 of Hillary Clinton's new Mexican campaign song here. If that sounds like too much to handle, however, you can read the lyrics, in both English and Mexican, after the jump. If that's still too much, then we can't help you and we apologize. Liveblogging Hillary's last stand among Mexicans, very soon!

ENGLISH LANGUAGE (Translation)

Hillary, Hillary Clinton

(I will vote for her)

Dear Friends, I am Johnny Canales, and I want to dedicate this song

to our friend, Hillary Clinton...you got it! Take it away! Here it is!

Hillary, Hillary Clinton

We need a change, we have to improve

And there is only one candidate that can do it

She has the experience, her husband already lead

And with what they did together our people improved

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (I will vote for her, for her I will vote) Hillary, Hillary Clinton (I will vote for her, for her I will vote)

A strong president, she can end the war

And give health care to all the people of this land

Fair immigration laws and a better economy

I don't have to think twice, for Hillary I will vote

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (for her I will vote)

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (for her I will vote)

For Clinton I will vote

SPANISH LANGUAGE

Hillary Clinton

(por ella voto yo)

(Escrito por Walter Suhr)

Mis Amigos, les habla Johnny Canales le quiero dedicar esta cancion a nuestra amiga, Hillary Clinton... you got it! Take it away! Eso!

Hillary, Hillary Clinton

Necesitamos un cambio tenemos que mejorar

Y hay sólo una candidata que sí lo puede lograr

Ella tiene la experiencia su esposo ya gobernó

Y con lo que hicieron juntos nuestra gente mejoró.

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (por ella voto yo)

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (por ella voto yo)

Una Presidenta fuerte, puede terminar la guerra

Y darle seguro medica a la gente de esta tierra

Leyes migratorias justas y la economía mejor

No me lo pienso dos veces, por Hillary voto yo.

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (por ella voto yo)

Hillary, Hillary Clinton (por ella voto yo)

Por Clinton voto yo.

Clinton Campaign Releases New Hispanic Campaign Theme Song [Hillary Clinton]



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Yesterday afternoon, 45-year-old Gary Martin of Aurora, Illinois was let go from his job at the Henry Pratt Company, a factory that manufactures water valves. In response, he took out a pistol with a laser scope and began shooting at random. He killed five people and injured six others who were just trying to make it through the day at the water valve factory, and then the police killed him.

His mother said he was "stressed out." He "seemed fine" according to the clerk at the Circle K where he bought his cigars that morning. His neighbor thought he was a nice guy. Some people were surprised, others were not.

This kind of thing used to be shocking, but it's a story we're used to now. It gets repeated at least once a month. It's just what happens now, and we can't do anything about it because we can't do anything about gun control. This is, the Right has decided, just the price we all have to pay so they can stockpile guns for funsies, and take sexy pictures of guns shoved in their pants. This is the blood that waters their special tree of liberty.

It's fucking exhausting. And stupid. We shouldn't have to live this way. No one should have to live this way. But we do. Why? Because some day some yahoos might want to overthrow the government, which is (of course) a completely legal thing to do, and their "right" to do that must be protected. So it's literally just never, ever going to stop.

Gary Martin, like most other mass shooters, also had a history of violence against women. In 1994, in Mississippi, he was convicted for stabbing one. He should not have been able to get a gun after that. I would like to know how and why he was able to get that pistol with the laser scope that he killed five people with yesterday afternoon. Maybe someone gave it to him. Maybe he bought it somehow. Maybe someone forgot to do a background check. Maybe he bought it from someone who didn't have to do a background check.

I am so goddamned tired of writing this article. I am out of things to say.

[Sun-Times]

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That's right, Wonkers, while we're all up here in America dealing with the terribleness, your Editrix and her fambly are in MEXICO AT THE BEACH, where they will probably stay for a little while longer or maybe they're never coming back SHRUGGIE EMOTICON. But that's OK, they deserve some time to be AT THE BEACH in MEXICO, oh no, don't get NATIONAL EMERGY CARAVANNED!

Yeah, so it's time to count down your top ten stories of the week, like we do on Saturday mornings. Shall we? WE SHALL.

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