Rick Sanchez is so stupid that other teevee anchor people are embarrassed for him. Here's CNN's most comical idiot saying that Iceland is "too cold" for volcanic eruptions, because of course volcanoes depend upon the surface air temperature to heat the lava and ash deep below the Earth's crust. That's why "long words" like Hawaii -- with just one more syllable than "Iceland" -- have so many volcanoes all the time, it's just so warm! [YouTube]