CNN: Your Secret's Safe With Us

Kathleen Card, wife of President Bush's chief of staff Andrew Card, is becoming an ordained minister this weekend. Don't tell anyone though. This is strictly hush-hush, at least according to one church insider whose email was forwarded to us:

CNN, other news and the secret service, and maybe the President will be there....HA Of course this is supposed to be a SECRET.

So this is how media-shy newsmakers stay under the radar now? They call up CNN and ask it for coverage? We heard ratings were down, but we didn't know things had gotten that bad.


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