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CNN's Woodruff Signs Off

So Judy Woodruff is leaving CNN. Way to go, Klein! That means more time for The Blog Report and Democrat "strategist"* Carlos Watson. Not to mention more "Crossfire," The Show that Would Not Die. "Roll-up-your-sleeves storytelling," indeed!


*Reward offered for any proof that Watson has ever worked on any campaign besides Student Council.

UPDATE: A few readers have alerted us to Watson's CNN profile, which reads, "While at Harvard University...Watson also worked for Miami Mayor Xavier Suarez, Sen. Bob Graham and Democratic National Committee Chair Ron Brown. After graduating from Harvard with honors, he served as chief of staff and campaign manager for Florida Rep. Daryl Jones." In other words, we were almost right on this one: Watson was a student; it's the candidates who were the pros. Still, we admit it, we were also wrong on this one. If you can successfully leverage your student volunteer work to achieve the title of "strategist," then you are, in fact, a strategist.

BREAKING: Judy Woodruff To Leave CNN [FishbowlDC]

CNN Will Cancel 'Crossfire' and Cut Ties to Commentator [NYT]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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