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* Debate organizers put Hillary, Barry, and Edwards in a glass enclosure, say the word 'Iraq,' and watch them maul each other. [WP, NYT]


* Senate to do something about immigration. Shaky coalition to fall apart over obscure bullshit like the earned-income tax credit. [WP]

* Romney seems to confuse running an equity firm built on someone else's money with actually running a business. [NYT]

* Iraq prisoners forced to listen to voices of Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo until they become truly hardened terrorists bent on destroying the American way of life. Oh, and also, the dudes who torture them are very, very tortured themselves, once they get home. [WP]

* Pro-lifers finally realize that the partial-birth abortion bill merely asks doctors to find slightly less graphic ways of killing babies, react by turning on James Dobson. [WP]

* Robert Gates "cautious" about completely non-existent gains in Afghanistan. Isn't he just so much more reasonable than Rummy was?

* Bush's climate change plan sounds oddly rational, so expect it to be a smoke-screen for his decision to nuke Iran or shoot your dog something.

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money

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