* Heard on the Hill:Charlie Rangel hearts Rudy Giuliani... Ben Nelson, Jeff Sessions shot at in Iraq... Sports metaphors continue to plague congress... What would be a good name for this DC Madam thing? We suggest "The Small Business Initiative." ... Ralph Nader welcome at the Republican Capitol Hill Club. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Twins for Norah O'Donnell. Did you hear about that? Norah O'Donnell is having two babies at the same time... Gee, Cate Edwards got an internship with Nina Totenberg, what are the chances? ... Obama and Kerry dining together, Hagel and Bloomberg doing the same. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays:Jack Valenti proved that lobbying pays, even in death. A nice letter ensured his place in Arlington, despite not being a career soldier or dying in combat... Steny Hoyer late to briefing, quick with the zings. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome:Marvin Hamlisch to perform at Hillary fundraiser... John Tierney hates fathers, Fathers' Day... Howard Coble trashes Paul Wolfowitz... Bart Gordon is the world's fastest lawmaker... Hastert and DeLay still lunching together. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: There are famous people in Hollywood. And they haven't heard of Jim Gilmore... Mitt Romney: not "make-out handsome." [Politico]

* The Sleuth: DC Madam story will probably be a disappointment, not involve Congress. [WP]