Being a "college journalist" is impossible. You, a hot-ticket Harvard teevee anchor, cheat the system and land some big interview, thinking your ultra-famous star subject will expect softballs from the college kid. Defiantly, you plan to ask some tough, racy questions to hit your subject offguard. Then you get to the interview and realize that you're talking one-on-one with Karl Rove and are going to ask him about John McCain's black baby. Awkward! [YouTube]