Columnist Comes Up With Flimsy Excuse to Mention John Edwards and Booty in Same Headline

Thank god some people aren't afraid to challenge Democratic golden boy John Edwards on the important issues.

The question of the day: Just how much of the $500 million sunken treasure found in the Atlantic last weekend belongs to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards?

Yeah, that's exactly what we were... wait, what the fuck are you talking about?

John Edwards Stakes Claim on Pirate Booty []


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