Come Eat Meats With Us TONIGHT, Portland, Oregon, OR BE MURDERED. (Also, Your Open Thread)
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Well, Dok's still in the Sally Yates liveblog, and we've had a fun, fine day watching Sally Yates rule Ted Cruz's face illegal and John Cornyn's brain really most sincerely dead! But while that's still going on, we also need to remind you we are IN PORTLAND, OREGON, and we are barbecuing at ya TONIGHT!
From 5 to 7 p.m., maaaybe going a little later, Wonkette Baby, Shypixel and I will be at Mt. Tabor Park, Picnic Area A. We'll bring meat! And watermelon! And maybe some drinks! Wanna eat tofus? BRING YOUR OWN!
OK, love you, gotta go back to watching this Yates hearing, shit's crazy, and this is also YOUR OPEN THREAD.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.