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Attention all Wonketteers in the vicinity of Boise, or indeed the entire Twin Falls to Baker City, Oregon corridor! Your 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour kicks off TONIGHT in the City of Trees, although there is a decided lack of beach in Boise. The festivities for barflies will be from 6 to 9 at Quinn's Restaurant and Lounge, located at 1005 S. Vista Avenue in Boise. Plenty of parking in back and on side streets -- please leave the front lot for takeout customers.

When: Tuesday, October 17, 6 to 9 PM.

Where: Quinn's Restaurant and Lounge, 1005 S. Vista Ave, Boise. (Map!)

Who: Yr Editrix, Yr Shypixel, Yr Wonkette Toddler, Yr Doktor Zoom will host. You will show up for drinks and fine conversation, and also there will be food! if the weather stays nice, the patio may be open, but that's up to the proprietors!

Why: Because we love you.

How To Say "Boise": Sounds like Boy-See, not like boyzee. Now you can blend in with the locals!

Be there, wear your Wonkette swag, and if you have no Wonkette swag, we will probably sell you some, because you have no sales resistance and Wonkette Tot Donna Rose looks adorbs in her snazzy "IMPEACH" hat:

Did you know you can click through this picture to BUY THIS HAT???

NEXT STOP! Eugene, Oregon! CHANGE OF VENUE! Rain's expected, so we will buy you pizzas at WHIRLED PIES 199 W. Eighth Ave., Thurs., Oct. 19, let us call it 5-8 p.m.!

Stops after that: Yes, there will be many!

Help with our bar tab!

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.

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Hey, remember that hilarious time when Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy got caught on tape joking that LOL, Donald Trump and Congressman Dana Rohrabacher were totally on Putin's payroll? WaPo got the goods:

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016 exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.

It's funny 'cause it's true! ALLEGEDLY. Earlier this month, Congressman Lubyanka Rohrabacher told Fox reporter Elex Michaelson that DNC hack was obviously an inside job.

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