It has been a fucking week, it is only Tuesday, my eyeballs are about to fall out of my head and roll under the refrigerator, and I am WHINING ALL OVER THE TWITTER about POOR ME and I'M TIRED and THIS IS NEVER GOING TO END and I HAVEN'T STOPPED WORKING BEFORE 11:30 PM IN WEEKS and OH MY GOD THERE'S A DEBATE TO LIVEBLOG FRIDAY NIGHT TOO.

If you think I'm about to watch that choad and his State of the Choad, I have a secret and it is FUCK YOU.


Instead, I am going across the lake to Finley Point, to what I am sure is someone's lovely home, to meet a Democrat for Montana secretary of state. We will bring a dish! And the whole family! Maybe I will wash my hair first! MAYBE I WON'T!

And you my darlings, gather around your monitor, we have art for you this evening: Todd Haynes's SUPERSTAR: The Karen Carpenter Story, with Barbies.

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