Coming This Fall: Gitmo Prisoners, Swine Flu, Other Goodies
The remains of a Gulf War pilot who went missing at the very beginning of Operation Desert Storm in 1991 have finally been recovered. [ ABC News ]
Oh god oh god the government might transfer some Guantanamo prisoners to our Native Soil, where they can bomb innocent civilians from their maximum-security prisons. [ Washington Post ]
The "cash for clunkers" program has been so successful that Republicans would like to end it immediately. [ AP ]
The big beneficiary of the "turn in your shitty car for hot dollars" scheme: Ford Motor Company, which saw an uptick in monthly sales for the first time since the Edsel was taken off the line. [ Bloomberg ]
Summer movie ticket sales are the suck this year, perhaps because summer movies have sucked so much. [ USA Today ]
Get psyched for Return of the Swine Flu, coming as soon as late August to a human disease vector near you. [ UPI ]