Comment Of The Week: Get Ready For Your #DadPun, America!
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It's Friday, so you know what that means! Bashing out a hurried Comment of the Week post and not even porfraeding it! We had lots and lots of wonderful comments this week, as we do every week, because our readers are THE BEST, not to mention so smart that they would never ever fall for anything so cheesy as empty compliments. So let us get right to the excitement!
Elizabeth Warren literally destroys Donald Trump on Twitter, and defeats hyperbole forever!
So the entire Democratic party just needs to Tweet mean things about Trump for the next 6 months. Since he just can't resist a Twitter war, he'd be too busy Tweeting back, he'd never leave his office.
Did you hug your mom on Mother's Day and thank her for loving penis so much? WHY NOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD?
Quoth longtime alert Wonkette Operative DemmeFatale,
Most people whizzing by:
"Awww....a tribute to Prince! I wonder what it says?"
The Stupides Man On the Internet, Jim Hoft, found undeniable proof of Muslim treachery. Pity it was 100% fake.
Poor Jim Hoft only saw a veiled threat.
That's how we like 'em. Corny and groany. (Next week, of course, we'll be giving the prize to some erudite comment referencing postmodern literary theory. Or a really grody dick joke.)
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All the rest of you get participation medals, which you will have to make yourself by cutting out this simple pattern from your computer monitor or mobile device screen:
Now beat it, and stop filling up the post with music videos, they break Wonkette. Seriously, you people. You think you're DJ's or something?
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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.