Now with Kerning!


[wonkbar]a href="http://wonkette.com/600660/matthew-keys-totally-going-to-prison-for-loaning-someone-his-password-to-hbogo"[/wonkbar]We have a Special Celebrity Guest Comment of the Week this week, from the very person who we wrote about right here at Yr Wonkette! Thursday, we ran a story about Matthew Keys, a jerkbaby who was convicted of computer criming for distributing his LA Times administrator login and password to an Anonymous chatroom and encouraging the e-vandals there to go "fuck some shit up" at the newspaper. Well, darned if Mr. Matthew Keys didn't show up in our very own comments to deliver unto us a SICK BURN:

[wonkbar]a href="http://wonkette.com/559503/ferguson-police-chief-hallucinated-journalists-who-wanted-cigarillo-caper-tape"[/wonkbar]Well, he sure got us! We definitely did link to a story he wrote in 2014, and it's true: We liked him a lot better when he did journalism than when he started begging the vile hive of scum and villainy to please vandalize a newspaper's website for teh lulz. If he does other non-hooligan stuff in the future, we might even like him again!

But thanks for the note, Matt, and also for visiting Rebecca's Facebook to make sure she knew you'd left us a comment!

We haven't been this honored since that time one of the honchos from the League of the South complained to us his own self that we were promoting Southern Genocide!

[wonkbar]a href="http://wonkette.com/600543/phyllis-schlafly-fears-forbidden-love-for-trump-will-tear-her-awful-family-apart"[/wonkbar]Wonkette is unable to send prizes to prison addresses, so we will award this week's token of appreciation to our runner-up, Wonkette Operative "Latverian Diplomat," who had this pithy reply to our story about Phyllis Schlafly's daughter (and others) trying to kick Schlafly right out of the Eagle Forum, the rightwing family values group founded by Schalfly a million years ago:

You have truly earned your Wonkette totebag. Do we ship to Latveria? Congratulations, and send your mailing info to Yr Editrix at Rebecca at-sign wonkette dot com.

Now buy Yr Wonkette a drink, you drunks, it's the weekend.

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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