Both presidential candidates released some angry shit-talking commercials today. Apparently Barack Obama promises your family fewer jobs, while John McCain lives in a tiny black-and-white television with George Bush. The question is, which candidate more stealthily removed the other candidate's balls and replaced them with harmlessNeuticles? View and assess, after the jump.
Is the biggest celebrity in the world ready to help your family? Certainly not, if he's wasting his time making a sexyface at HIGHER TAXES and MORE GOVERNMENT SPENDING.
John McCain likes Asian seamstresses and laughs when George W. Bush jabs a hand in his bunghole.
Now this ... this is a candidate we can get behind.
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Airedale babysitting Scottie pups [YouTube]
