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Condi Rice Testimony Guide and Drinking Game

We had one more thing lined up for today that we never got around to: The Condi Rice Drinking Game. You know, "Every time she says 'if we had any idea,' drink once. Every time she refers to the Clinton administration's 'law enforcement' approach to terrorism, drink twice. Every time she refers to Richard Clarke as a 'suspiciously neat long-time bachelor,' chug."


But the day sort of got away from us, and, besides. . . We've tried this before, at the beginning of the administration. But it was all based on drinking every time she said "Al Qaeda."

Kinda made you the opposite of drunk.

Questions for Dr. Rice [NYT]

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