Cong. Aide's Prison Outreach Program Fares Poorly
People are always asking us, "how do I get me some of that hot Republican Hill Staffer ass?" Yes, from time immemorial, lovelorn Democratic boys have wondered just how they can get into the god-fearing (but nicely fitting) pants of those oh-so-cute GOP staffers. Well boys, here's your answer: kill your wife.
An aide to U.S. Rep. Rodney Alexander was fired for reportedly corresponding with convicted killer Scott Peterson while on the job, the congressman's office said Wednesday.
Terry said Alexander learned of Mares' letters to Peterson from a National Enquirer reporter. In August, the tabloid reported that Mares sent at least 18 letters to Peterson professing her love for the man convicted of killing his pregnant wife.
Which just goes to show -- they may claim otherwise, but those sweet conservative girls secretly long for baby killin' liberals too.
Aide Fired for Allegedly Writing Peterson [AP via Boston Globe]