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jean%20schmidt%202.jpgWell, that was easy. We've had some really close calls here at Congressional Catfight, including one race that required a runoff. But this latest Catfight -- a battle royal between five fighters, to determine who would take the wild card slot and face Katherine Harris -- resulted in a decisive victory.


We threw five worthy contenders into the ring: Corrine Brown (D-FL), the "bat shit crazy" rep from the mean streets of Jacksonville's North Side; Barbara Cubin (R-WY), the ex-cheerleader known for her "wack paranoia" and penis-shaped cookies; Tom Tancredo (R-CO), the immigration-obsessed nutjob; Bernie Sanders (I-VT), everyone's favorite Vermont socialist; and Jean Schmidt (R-OH), the firearms-carrying, flag-jumpsuit-wearing, coward-calling congresswoman better known as "Mean Jean."

The result? Jean Schmidt, in a landslide. "Mean Jean" received 60 percent of the vote -- more votes than the other four competitors combined, and over three times as many as her nearest competitor, Tom Tancredo. Schmidt has scratched and clawed her way into the final round of Congressional Catfight. (For those of you who are curious, the full vote tally is available after the jump.)

Check back later today, when we'll open the polls in Congressional Catfight: Harris vs. Schmidt. We're predicting a close and ugly battle between these two tough ladies of the House.

Earlier: Congressional Catfight: The Nominees for the Wild Card Spot

Here are the complete poll results:

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ProPublica released a recording yesterday of children in a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) detention facility crying for their parents after being subjected to the tender mercies of the New Cruelty.

The children are distraught, sobbing, inconsolable (not that the Border Patrol agents seem especially interested in consoling them). As ProPublica notes, "They scream 'Mami' and 'Papá' over and over again, as if those are the only words they know." You do not want to listen. But maybe you must.


One Border Patrol agent makes a very amusing joke as he hears all the children crying: "Well, we have an orchestra here [...] What's missing is a conductor."

Can anyone doubt that SS guards made similar jokes as children were unloaded from boxcars?

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Mark Sanford is all mopey because he just lost his cushy Congress job after Donald Trump said mean things about him on Twitter. This was not the expected ending of a distinguished career, which involved lying to his constituents as governor about his whereabouts because he was conducting a clandestine affair.

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