Congressional Sex Slaves!
Letters to the editor are just more fun out in the middle of nowhere. Take Chillicothe, Ohio ("Ohio's First Capital!"). An elderly gentleman writes:
You were so right about House Republicans finding no rules broken in the Mark Foley scandal. A Congressional page friend of mine told me in 1956 that the pages were for the purpose of serving the sexual appetites of Congress - obviously not subject to the ethical standards of mere mortals, much like many church leaders.
Once again, we wish there'd been a Wonkette in the mid-'50s.
Christians must unite for right to avoid eventual U.S. collapse [Chillicothe Gazette]