Congressman Footie Pajamas Sad He's Too Gentlemanly To Murder Lady Senators With A Gun
Congressman Blake Farenthold, a Republican from Texas who battles daily with Louie Gohmert for the title of OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JESUS CHRIST, had some deep thoughts on repealing Obamacare, which he shared with a rightwing radio talk show.
In the face of tomorrow's vote on a "Motion to Proceed" (MTP) to repeal Obamacare without a replacement -- and it's STILL TOUCH AND GO CALL YOUR SENATORS -- he explained that the Republican trio of Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and Shelly Moore Capito had betrayed the Republican Party most foul by saying that gee, they weren't actually great with cutting $800 billion from Medicaid and throwing 32 million people off their insurance. What do you even do with dumb bitches like that? Well, it's a shame you can't murder them with a gun.
Farenthold complained about some female lawmakers and said, “If it was a guy from south Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.”
He wouldn't just fight them. He would shoot them. But he is a gentleman.
Blake Farenthold, gentleman, said this lady who sued him for sexual harassment.
Blake Farenthold, gentleman, said Blake Farenthold when denying he had "wet dreams" about the staffer he fired.
Blake Farenthold, gentleman, said Blake Farenthold when he said he wasn't sure if saying "I like raping women" would be bad if it were in a locker room.
Blake Farenthold, gentleman ... aw fuck it.
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