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Conservative Pundit Describes Boner He Got Watching Palin

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There was nothing good about Sarah Palin's debate performance last night, at all. But! Some party hacks are pretending to like it, or say she won, because of how well she avoided saying anything of substance. The "buzz word" regarding the key to her success(among no one) is that she spoke in very "folksy" tones, and they appeal to the Heartland. For the first time ever, our punditry is being lazy! "Folksy" is more of an Ann Richards thing. What Sarah Palin did was called "flirting." And so far, at least one pundit on National Review's The Corner blog has disclosed how much of a boner he got, in potentially the greatest Corner post of all time.


The key word here is "starbursts," in a post called, "Projecting Through The Screen":

A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It's one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O'Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

As our tipster pointed out, this sounds almost like a thrill running up Chris Matthews leg!

"It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America."

Remind us to use this once a day, forever.

Projecting Through The Screen [Corner]

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