Today is the day that Matt Cooper and Judy Miller might get thrown in the hoosegow for refusing to do that thing they were supposed to but didn't and there's some WH guy involved and it's all very ironic. In any case: THROWING PEOPLE IN THE HOOSEGOW IS EXCITING. If we were Fox, we'd have a little theme song ("In the Jailhouse Now," perhaps?), and a flashy graphic (COUNTDOWN TO THE POKEY) and a clock in the corner. But we're just a poor blog and so instead we're gonna just do a massive amount of pretty meaningless speculation and coverage of coverage. Who wants to be a real reporter? Real reporters go to jail.
Actually, we hear Matt will probably cave. We mean cooperate. We mean finally that bitch Rove will have to pay. — WONKETTE