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'Country First' John McCain Sticks To Story: Sarah Palin Was 'Best-Qualified' Candidate

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So did you all like Game Change? Well Sen. John McCain simply did not care for it, despite having not seen it, from what he heard! Speaking to Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday, he reiterated the cold FACT that half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin was the best-qualified candidate for vice president on his team of mavericks, mostly because of her ass. But Chris Wallace pushed back! What would you say to campaign strategist Steve Schmidt, who babbled to anyone who'd listen that Palin "had trouble with the truth," henghhhhh, John McCain? Henghhhhh? McCain then dropped a positively chilling, "I regret that he would make such a statement." In other news, Steve Schmidt was found murdered in his bed last night by person or persons unknown.

But even more important to McCain than defending Sarah Palin's honor is, naturally, defending his own. McCain had issues with being portrayed as having a salty mouth! And guess what! He denied it! "I don't use coarse language very often," he sniffed, right before snarling offstage at his wife, Cindy, calling her a trollop and a cunt.

For what it's worth, regarding Game Change, your editrix found Julianne Moore's depiction of Palin completely overrated and the worst part of the film; it was a Church Lady stick-up-ass persona totally lacking Sarah's earthy sensuality and Burger King appetites. While your mileage may vary, Palin is a woman men respond to, as seen here:

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Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.

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Hey, remember that hilarious time when Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy got caught on tape joking that LOL, Donald Trump and Congressman Dana Rohrabacher were totally on Putin's payroll? WaPo got the goods:

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016 exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.

It's funny 'cause it's true! ALLEGEDLY. Earlier this month, Congressman Lubyanka Rohrabacher told Fox reporter Elex Michaelson that DNC hack was obviously an inside job.

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