• Reality show in Virginia seeks "people who are intrigued by or have professioinal experience researching ghostly happenings and hauntings." [Craigslist]

• Newly single guy in SF seeks "Ms. Right to help me get over a messy divorce. I enjoy civic duty, some pick up basketball, helping the homeless, and relaxing with a good bottle of wine." [Craigslist]

• Truck driver seeks Va. driver of black Jetta who almost causes in-car "ASS-plosion." [Craigslist]

• Girl seeks straight Anderson Cooper-a-like: "He's not even my type physically, and there's something arrogant and annoying about his personality. But anyway, it's an itch." [Cragislist]