Crazed Voter Murders Diebold Voting Machine
Our national nervous breakdown continues: A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man calmly showed up at his polling place, went to his assigned machine and destroyed it with a "metal cat paperweight."
The Allentown polling station was, of course, in a nursing home.
Michael Young killed the Diebold machine --"He smashed it with the cat's ears," a witness said -- and then sat down and waited for the cops.
Election chief Stacy Sterner said, "Nothing can top this." Please baby jesus, let her be wrong.
Voter smashes touch-screen machine in Allentown [Morning Call]