Bart Stupak voted for mandatory abortions and now he is going to retire, like an enormous yellow belly? Textbook case cut-and-run. [RedState]

Holy crap, Andrew Sullivan taught a Roomba how to fold his undergarments! [The Daily Dish]

Barack Obama wants NASCAR to convince teenage hicks that texting whilst driving is dangerous and stupid -- two concepts quite familiar to NASCAR. [Washington Whispers]

Matt Yglesias has a few wise words about the War of Yankee Aggression, and why maybe "The War of Yankee Aggression History Month" is a good idea. [Matt Yglesias]

A fellow from East Texas put DIY pipe bombs in a whole bunch of his neighbors' mailboxes, which is a perfectly normal thing to do when you're "disenchanted" with the government, but not specifically your neighbors. (They're just the only ones around.) [Think Progress]