Crop Circles Hate On Obama, And Martha's Vineyard Rips Hasty Gravity Bong
Oh wow, evenALIENSloathe socialist earthling emperorBARACK OBAMA! Justifiably furious about Obama's tentative plans to euthanize extra terrestrial grannies,ZENSUNNI WANDERERSfrom the planetARRAKISsculpted "Say no to Obama" into a field of Texan weeds, with specialFREMEN LASERS. Crop circles have become increasingly political over the years, a trend started by theKLINGONSwhen they carved "Bring back Arrested Development" into an Iowan corn field ...
JOE SCARBOROUGH, famous amongst television pundits for selling his soul toCORPORATE COFFEE, is beginning to suffer the undesired side effects of his televised morning caffeine benders -- erectile dysfunction, hair loss, andBRAIN CRABS. Although he hasn't managed to "pitch his tent" in months, Joe has been able to fight his hair deficit with a littleROGAINEand strategic dollops ofHAIR DYE...
BARACK OBAMAis still golfing his brains out on Martha's Vineyard, which means all the local businesses are still jizzing cinnamon swirls. But Obama's visit has made life exceptionally stressful for the Vineyard's humbleMARIJUANA FARMERS. Gossip connoisseurs report that a fleet ofBLACK HAWKSpatrolled the island in preparation of Barack's arrival, which prompted narc-fearing herb growers to harvest their crop way too early ...
JOHN McCAINcompeted in a wet tee shirt competition, and yes, he was sporting some serious nipple. It was positively delectable.
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