Daily Briefing: Not True, Man

* Hillary Clinton is in it to win it. [WP, NYT]


* But why is Bill Richardson in it? [WP, NYT]

* President Bush zones out 25 minutes into interview, refuses even to talk baseball. [USAT]

* White House speechwriters preparing for SOTU learn the President doesn't like flowers in his mouth, does like World's Greatest Hamburger. [NYT]

* Presidential candidates pat themselves on the back for knowing what the internet is. [WP, WSJ]

* Nancy Pelosi to use giant cartoon "heavy hands" for smashing marble ceilings, Republican proposed legislation, and David Obey's teeth. [WP]

* Taking back $5.5 billion in subsidies from oil companies is like jacking someone for their bubble-yum and a little pocket lint. [LAT]

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