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* Some of America's richest assholes heard President Bush mention "income inequality" for the first time, ever. [WP]


* Most farmers missed the speech, however; as they were too busy yelling at the crew of immigrants who act like they've never polished a gold toilet seat before. [WP, NYT]

* High-living funnyman Matt Cooper confirmed what he knew about Valerie Plame from Scooter on the way back from the Country Club. [WP, LAT]

* Joe Biden trips over his sword, impales himself on a blade of blather. [WP, NYT]

* Alberto Gonzalez will, grudgingly, share his secret court order toys. [WP, NYT]

* At least there'll be a change of scenery - next war for energy security likely in Brazil, "the Saudi Arabia of ethanol." [WSJ]

* Mary Cheney's baby is not a propaganda tool -- she told an audience of media people gathered for a magazine event in Manhattan. [NYT]

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Fox news, the preeminent home of White Jesus and White Santa Claus, had a bit of a dustup this weekend involving a Black Democrat, a Trump staffer, and of course, black people picking cotton. As many of you may recall, Republicans often have this antebellum fantasy of black Democrats living on a plantation, probably owned by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, trapped and desperate for "Free Market Solutions" to our mental slavery. So, it was absolutely no surprise at all when we heard White House advisor David Bossie tell black Democratic consultant Joel Payne that he was "out of his cotton picking mind," on Fox News Sunday. First of all, let me mention that this segment was about how victimized Republicans are because people keep calling them racist for saying and doing so many racist things. Like when people call Republicans Nazis for supporting baby concentration camps, BECAUSE IT'S MEAN AND HURTS THEIR RACIST FEELINGS. Man, they whine a lot.

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Scott Pruitt has been busy crooking up a storm since he became head of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he has dedicated his life to destroying. He's managed to stay under the radar somewhat because he works for an administration that kidnaps children, which is a bold but effectively distracting front for his grifting. It also helps that Congressional Republicans, including House Speaker Paul Ryan, routinely claim ignorance of his existence.

Unfortunately for Pruitt, the Office of the Special Counsel is very much aware he exists.

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