* Iowa voters get high off the smell of their own farts, pretend to listen to what Hillary Clinton has to say. [WP, NYT, WSJ, USAT]

* Mike Hukabee starts his Presidential campaign by getting Tim Russert to admit he's digging his grave, "with a knife and fork." [WP, NYT]

* Giant q-tip is inserted into the Congressional earmark culture to clean out the "pornography" and "terrorists." Staffers keep their fingers crossed for a furlough day. [WP]

* Loving father John Negroponte is going from one job he doesn't need to another. [WP]

* Handful of movie stars, handful of hippies were all that showed for weekend's peace march. [CNN]

* Not just New Orleans: levees are fucked nationwide. [USAT]

* Federal judges just a bunch of wikilectuals. [NYT]