Daily Briefing: The Bouffant of Wisdom

  • UN, like Goldilocks, needs to find sanctions for North Korea that are not too harsh, not too weak. [WP, NYT, WSJ]

  • White House believes nuclear test was a "big deal" even if the bomb was made out of chewing gum, popsicle sticks. [NYT, USAT]

  • Kim Jong-Il isn't crazy, just crazy in love with Bree Van De Kamp. [LAT]

  • Hastert holds press conference to remind congressional staffers that shit still flows downhill. [WP, NYT]

  • McCain unsure if it's 2008 or 1998, blasts both Clintons to hedge his bets. [WP]

  • More than twice as many Iraqis have died violently since 2003, than in the previous 20 years under the Hussein regime. [WSJ]

  • The case of a recently killed Russian journalist and the long dead Russian independent media. [WP, NYT]

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