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  • People have been rioting in Greece because police killed a teenager. (Apparently it is common practice in Greece for teenagers to fight with police, but usually people do not get shot over it.) [New York Times]
  • Oh hey it's the long-awaited death of print! The Tribune Co., which owns the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times and the Chicago Cubs, appears to be looking into bankruptcy proceedings. [Chicago Sun-Times]
  • Militants in Pakistan torched 150 NATO supply trucks headed to Afghanistan. [Pakistan Dawn]
  • Barack Obama must find a way to simultaneously throw a massive inaugural bash for the exuberant MILLIONS who will be in DC for the event while also appearing modest and respectful of the difficult times "ordinary folks" are going through. [AP]
  • Chris Dodd says General Motors is in the worst shape of the Big Three automakers, and maybe CEO Rick Wagoner should just get lost already. [Reuters]
  • Sudanese leaders are among a minority of leaders in the world who will miss George W. Bush, because he was nicer to them than Barack Obama will be. [Washington Post]
  • Your editor is striving valiantly to get from one place in America to another place in America via Chicago, which is of course impossible, so she will be stuck on planes or in airports probably until OH FOREVER. So do not whine if it takes several hours until one of your other editors signs on and starts posting silly jokes about Bill Kristol.
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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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