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David Brooks Remembers That One Night, When Some GOP Senator Kept Grabbing His Thigh

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Here is our old op-ed friend David Brooks, who has turned a lovely shade of Holiday Orange, talking about the sexy night when some old Republican senator was just putting the moves on anybody within old-man groping distance ... even David Brooks!

Which Republican senator had his hand on David Brooks' Badonkadonk all night, under the banquet table? An easier question might be, which GOP politician isn't playing grab-ass with other men under the banquet table? Oh and this nice teevee lady a) calls Brooks a day-drunk, and b) says that while his column is nothing special, his brief appearance on a cable-news chat show was just super. [YouTube/MSNBC via tipster "Gary L."]

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