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Vitter Worried About Mexicans Getting Through Louisana's Border Fence

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Ever been to Louisiana? One interesting thing is that the "Mexico" underneath the state is actually made of seawater (and BP oil). But this hasn't stopped Diaperman's campaign from producing this comically offensive ad full of Cheech & Chong extras climbing through the Bayou State's "border fence."

Your editor was born and raised in Louisiana, and distinctly remembers a total lack of Mexicans when he was growing up. This became more noticeable in retrospect, because your editor next lived in Phoenix, which has many people of Latino heritage and the tamales and all that. But a funny thing apparently happened in Louisiana over the past decade or so: Mexican people somehow got through the Gulf of Mexico fence and began doing many of the low-wage jobs they've long done in the Southwest: construction, dishwashing, etc.

After Vitter's party drowned most of the black people who had long lived in New Orleans to the great annoyance of white people in Metairie and Kenner and wherever, state Republicans needed a new minority to hate like hell. Luckily, Republicans from the Southwest had experience hating the Mexican, who is both a minority and a foreigner. Knowledge and tactics were passed from West to Southeast. And, well, this is the video result.

That would be the end of the story, but local religious leaders got all pissed off about this commercial, and the Catholic Church is still a very big deal in New Orleans, and now Vitter might have to apologize or even change his campaign ad to something more respectable, like murdering women or screwing children. [TPM]

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The Church of Scientology had some thoughts about Our Robyn's piece, Who Wants To Watch A Creepy White Guy Rap About Scientology? We had some thoughts about their thoughts.

Thanks for writing in, Scientology! As you doubtless realized when you didn't demand we take down our story, but requested it instead, our opinions of your weird cult and that poor young man's rap skills are protected by the First Amendment. (I learned about libel law in college and grad school but also on the job: I was in newspapers so long that I was actually colleagues with Tony Ortega -- about whom you sound quite "venomous" and "biased" -- at the very same newspaper chain you can't believe he defended! Next up, please show your due diligence by talking trash about a woman you didn't know was my mom.)

Also, a lot of your former members say on the record that you kidnap people, and stalk them, and harass them, and sometimes beat them up good, and I request that if so, fucking stop it.

The rest of you click the headline, if you want your OPEN THREAD.

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Monday's Trump-Putin press conference landed on the entire free world like a hot treason-shaped turd, didn't it? Congressional Republicans have been saying mean things about it on Twitter, and even Fox News has been less than 100% supportive! The White House communications department obviously knew it had a crisis on its hands, what with how it's generally considered inappropriate for the leader of the free world to get on all fours in front of the Russian president and wag his tail and slobber with anticipation while he awaits his next marching orders. WOMP WOMP, etc.

So the comms department typed up a thing for the president to read aloud today at the beginning of his meeting with members of Congress, about how he was VERY SORRY he said one word incorrectly during the Putin presser. That's right, only one word of that whole fucking shitshow was wrong. All the rest of his traitor words were exactly what he meant to say.

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