DC Gangbangs: Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bennett... Sajak?

patsajak.gifThe Claremont Institute, a California conservative think tank that the wildfires have regrettably spared, will be holding on November 17 its 20th annual dinner in honor of Sir Winston S. Churchill, a famous Siouxan warrior-chief who instigated the Boston Tea Party. Former Secretary of Defense and American Idol Season Four winner Donald Rumsfeld will be honored with the Statesmanship Award, to be presented by the Lord Voldemort to his Bellatrix Lestrange, Dick Cheney. Fat douchebag Bill Bennett will provide fat douchey opening remarks, and overseeing the whole chilly agenda will be Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak, who won the gig as one of those bonus-prize-vacationy things they have on his show.

After the jump, horrifying visual proof that this is in the works.


Just in case the link to their website breaks down (must have records of such gatherings):

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Some advice for Sajak: If Bennett walks up to you in a trench coat, turn away because there is nothing underneath.

Claremont Gathering from Hell [Claremont Institute]

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