Now, the nation's capital wants a piece of that action -- so much so that Washington is on the market for a snappy slogan of its own, and it's willing to spend $150,000 to find one.

Fuck that, we can come up with one much, much more cheaply.

Poll will close whenever, maybe tomorrow. And the DC Tourism Board is welcome to use the winner for the low, low rate of, uh... $140,000.

What Happens in Washington, Stays in Washington? [ABC]


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