DC People Hate Kids; Help Wonkette Create Merch!

The Gawker Media shop is apparently selling a lot of these terrible T-shirts in the DC area. Let us be steadfast and not rest until Barack Obama is wearing one of these things on the campaign trail! (But we're not buying one until it comes in maternity size.)

Now let's just slightly change the subject: We're told that some new Wonkette items will be manufactured in some Asian sweatshop in the coming weeks. What sort of crap would you want -- whether to purchase, or maybe as a prize we give now and then?

We are mildly enthused about a Wonkette coffee mug, because everyone enjoys a beverage at their desk! Please give us ideas for the mug and whatever else comes to mind.

I Hate Your Kids [Gawker Shop]


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