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Dear House Republicans: It's 100% A Trap.
- The only people that like Obama at all anymore are a bunch of lazy illegals who wish they had jobs, and who, instead of just getting a job at a car plant or a Sam Goody (Not Bankrupt Yet! ™), hope that Obama can "create" jobs. Right. [RedState]
- Chuck Schumer will reprogram his new intern, Kirsten Gillibrand, as he pleases. He will start with her, hmm let's see, political identifications and belief system. That should do it. [Ben Smith]
- About a dozen House Republicans are headed to Rahm Emanuel's house tonight. House Republicans are known for their love of Kosher food. [CNN Political Ticker]
- When Obama took over Whitehouse.gov, he has prevented presidential historians from accessing such information of import as a video of First Dog Barney scurrying around Michael Phelps to the tune of "Ripple." This is not change.gov we can believe in. [Daily Kos]
- Obama is secretly planning on giving the entirety of the stimulus bill to his old friends The ACORNs. [The Corner]