Dear Oregon, Please Stop Burning Aborted Babbies To Generate Your Communist Electricity

What has the Stupidest Man on the Internet, Jim Hoft, got for us today? Besidesall the other things he has for us today? WHAT DOESN'T HE HAVE! (Besides our $3150. #paythefuckup.)

Take, for instance, this masterpiece, "SHOCK REPORT: Oregon Energy Plant Burns Aborted Babies to Generate Electricity," in which a bunch of communists are going around burning aborted babies to generate electricity, just like the headline says!

Tell us about it, stud.

The state of Oregon is burning aborted babies to generate electricity.

LifeNews reported:

An energy plant in Oregon is reportedly burning aborted babies from Canada to generate electricity.

The British Columbia Catholic Herald newspaper reported in its edition this week that the remains of aborted and miscarried children from the Canadian province are likely being mixed with everyday trash and sent to an energy plant in Oregon. The paper contacted the British Columbia Health Ministry and received a response back saying that “biomedical waste,” including “human tissue” and “fetal tissue” are being disposed of through officially approved contractors. The provincials officials also confirmed some of that “waste” is shipped to Oregon.

Looks like Hoft left out the biggest news of all: those babby remains were ANCHOR babbies! They were ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS from CANADA, just like Ted Cruz!

As to the new power generation? That's just fucking rude.

Everybody knows aborted babbies are supposed to make pretty candles and soap.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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