It's time for substance! The days of entire articles about Barack Hussein Obama not being a big fat old slob are over. But there's still not much to say about the junior senator, so the Chicago Sun-Times is now publishing pornographic stalker essays about his wife:

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Michelle has since grown into a 5-foot-11, sleek and striking woman who enjoys a good 4:30 a.m. workout. When she raised her arm to wave to an adoring 2004 Democratic convention crowd, she revealed just a whisper of bare, taut midriff.

Jesus! Maybe the Sun-Times and Mrs. Obama's midriff should get a room.

The Woman Behind Obama [Chicago Sun-Times]