Dear Science: We Want Cold Fusion And We Want It Now
Editor's note: The following is the opinion of the author. Some of us don't really want cold fusion at all. We would be very happy with moar windmills.
Cold fusion seems to be its own worst enemy. For every breakthrough, there’s a corresponding story that makes the process appear to be a mythical boondoggle that can’t exist. Which maybe it can’t, but it’s not like it’s the scientific equivalent of searching for Bigfoot (That’s right Animal Planet, we’re lookin’ at you — "Finding Bigfoot"? Really?)
Nuclear fusion is a real thing. That’s how the Sun works. You know this from They Might Be Giants.